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All three. Personally, I think it's hardly a challenge as I can drink my brother well under the table.
[By cheating. But that's part of the fun. Thor barely ever catches them too.]
I believe they were trying to test her capabilities as Thor, arguing that she could not possibly keep up with them, that she was a poor replacement for the Odinson. Apparently she proved them wrong.
[By cheating. But that's part of the fun. Thor barely ever catches them too.]
I believe they were trying to test her capabilities as Thor, arguing that she could not possibly keep up with them, that she was a poor replacement for the Odinson. Apparently she proved them wrong.
Wow.
[ Although, wait a minute. ]
Her capabilities as Thor? What do you mean? [ what the hell does that mean. ]
She wielded Mjolnir for a while. You know how the inscription goes, "whosoever holds this hammer" and so on.
[They share this information very casually, forgetting that it might be a potential spoiler for her universe.]
[They share this information very casually, forgetting that it might be a potential spoiler for her universe.]
...Holy shit.
[ HUGE SPOILER LOKI but it's fine, it's fine. It's super fine, all good. ]
I'm worthy of Mjolnir. [ somewhere, in space and time???
That's a lot to swallow, but there's something inside of her that fills with a quiet, burning pride. She’s always known herself to be strong - brilliant, determined as hell, unwilling to back down when she knows she's right. She's a doctor of physics, she's written numerous papers and is published in several extremely prestigious science journals, created that whole Foster Theory thing...
But worthy of Thor's hammer? That’s something else entirely. That’s the stuff of myths and gods and impossible destiny.
And okay, it may not be her destiny (yet), but it's still amazing, still makes her smile, hands reaching out to pull her mug close, eyes fixed on Loki. ]
So what happened to her? Is she still out there, swinging that hammer around?
[ HUGE SPOILER LOKI but it's fine, it's fine. It's super fine, all good. ]
I'm worthy of Mjolnir. [ somewhere, in space and time???
That's a lot to swallow, but there's something inside of her that fills with a quiet, burning pride. She’s always known herself to be strong - brilliant, determined as hell, unwilling to back down when she knows she's right. She's a doctor of physics, she's written numerous papers and is published in several extremely prestigious science journals, created that whole Foster Theory thing...
But worthy of Thor's hammer? That’s something else entirely. That’s the stuff of myths and gods and impossible destiny.
And okay, it may not be her destiny (yet), but it's still amazing, still makes her smile, hands reaching out to pull her mug close, eyes fixed on Loki. ]
So what happened to her? Is she still out there, swinging that hammer around?
[... Oh. Right. They can roll this back probably? Make it seem less special and less of a huge spoiler that they shouldn't have shared?]
... so am I, for the record.
[Being worthy is way less special if Loki's considered worthy too. Technically they're only worthy when under an inversion spell or if Thor's deeming worthiness, but- she doesn't need to know that!]
And she's a Valkyrie now. Pitches in when we need more Thors, still has her day job too, I think.
... so am I, for the record.
[Being worthy is way less special if Loki's considered worthy too. Technically they're only worthy when under an inversion spell or if Thor's deeming worthiness, but- she doesn't need to know that!]
And she's a Valkyrie now. Pitches in when we need more Thors, still has her day job too, I think.
Edited 2025-04-03 00:58 (UTC)
That doesn’t surprise me. You did totally risk your life for me on that… creepy planet. Or. One of you did, anyway.
[ that weird planet where the other him had died, not the variant but the other-other one. The Sacred timeline one, or something. She’s getting mixed up, it’s fine. ]
A physicist and a Valkyrie? Man, I am awesome.
[ that weird planet where the other him had died, not the variant but the other-other one. The Sacred timeline one, or something. She’s getting mixed up, it’s fine. ]
A physicist and a Valkyrie? Man, I am awesome.
[This isn't what they expected either. They stick their tongue out,]
You're not under any spell, you need not lie about my supposed heroics. If a version of me did risk his life, it was for his own purposes, I promise you.
[Lokis aren't nice! They aren't! Speaking of weird universal differences-]
She's a doctor, actually. Was your Donald Blake a physicist too then?
You're not under any spell, you need not lie about my supposed heroics. If a version of me did risk his life, it was for his own purposes, I promise you.
[Lokis aren't nice! They aren't! Speaking of weird universal differences-]
She's a doctor, actually. Was your Donald Blake a physicist too then?
[ She hides her chuckle by taking a long sip of her drink before setting it back down. ]
Maybe. [ Maybe not. Hard to say, it all happened very quickly. But she likes to think there’s some good in people, even when they’re done really… really bad stuff. ]
…Nnnnoooo. No, he isn’t. He’s a doctor, just a doctor I used to date. [ She runs her fingers through her hair, an anxious tic. ] Just an ex. He’s an ex, and just…wow was he bad with relationships.
Maybe. [ Maybe not. Hard to say, it all happened very quickly. But she likes to think there’s some good in people, even when they’re done really… really bad stuff. ]
…Nnnnoooo. No, he isn’t. He’s a doctor, just a doctor I used to date. [ She runs her fingers through her hair, an anxious tic. ] Just an ex. He’s an ex, and just…wow was he bad with relationships.
[They tilt their head. Sure, they agree, but...]
Donald Blake was my brother's mortal persona. Well, his first one at least. That was how he met Jane Foster, through their shared line of work.
Donald Blake was my brother's mortal persona. Well, his first one at least. That was how he met Jane Foster, through their shared line of work.
Well, I did have Erik get Thor out of SHIELD’s custody by saying he was Donald. But they totally… totally knew it was bullshit. They let him out to see what he’d do, I guess.
[ It had been dumb to try but it….sorta…. Worked? ]
OH! He will love that so much more than he'll ever admit. Even if it doesn't do anything, he'll give me one of his tsundere insults.
[She takes it and examines it with only a bit of shyness she's feeling poking through. Loki can probably tell she wants to die a little inside seeing and handling her first dildo.
Mostly she's seeing that it's average, proportional, good heft. Akechi will like it and be sorely disappointed when it does something disastrous. But really, what else does he expect from a Loki themed dildo? The onus is really on him.]
I have a few ideas. Either in person myself or anonymously. Either way, I think Senpai will have fun. I'm thinking after the next fic when I don't write about BenRoro. Allow him some healing before I do more.
[She pauses and then looks at Loki with wide eyes.] I do love him! Like dearly as a friend, I just... think he could use some sibling energy to soften the shell he has around himself.
[A pause.]
And a little chaos is always fun.
[She takes it and examines it with only a bit of shyness she's feeling poking through. Loki can probably tell she wants to die a little inside seeing and handling her first dildo.
Mostly she's seeing that it's average, proportional, good heft. Akechi will like it and be sorely disappointed when it does something disastrous. But really, what else does he expect from a Loki themed dildo? The onus is really on him.]
I have a few ideas. Either in person myself or anonymously. Either way, I think Senpai will have fun. I'm thinking after the next fic when I don't write about BenRoro. Allow him some healing before I do more.
[She pauses and then looks at Loki with wide eyes.] I do love him! Like dearly as a friend, I just... think he could use some sibling energy to soften the shell he has around himself.
[A pause.]
And a little chaos is always fun.
Edited 2025-04-03 02:16 (UTC)
Hm...
[They are sorta trying to figure out how Odin's plan to humble Thor would work without him being properly humbled in a human body but. That's some screenwriter's problem, not theirs.]
Does it help to know I had the alternate version of your ex tortured in my place, the whole venom dripping into the eyes deal? He so desperately wanted to be a god, you see.
[They are sorta trying to figure out how Odin's plan to humble Thor would work without him being properly humbled in a human body but. That's some screenwriter's problem, not theirs.]
Does it help to know I had the alternate version of your ex tortured in my place, the whole venom dripping into the eyes deal? He so desperately wanted to be a god, you see.
[ She's...pretty sure Loki is serious, but sometimes it's kind of hard to tell. She picks up her drink, takes a long sip, and sets it back down. ]
A little bit.
A little bit.
He did try and kill everyone, for the record. We couldn't let him be.
[Just to make it clear they didn't punish him for being Jane's ex.]
[Just to make it clear they didn't punish him for being Jane's ex.]
Well.
[ Loki gets the full breadth of her smile now, a little wry but there nonetheless. ]
That’s alright, then.
Yep.
[They take a long sip of their mead.]
... Any fun stories from your timeline? Ones where I don't die preferably?
[They take a long sip of their mead.]
... Any fun stories from your timeline? Ones where I don't die preferably?
I always approve of a little chaos.
[If they're embarrassed by any of this, there's no tell in their expression. If anything it's not the fact they're handing a dildo to a teenager, that's whatever, it's that her reaction makes them feel... old. The same way Billy makes them feel old. They had not felt old in some time before arriving here. Nostalgic, sure, but it's a very different feeling.
Akechi makes them feel like a mother hen, so perhaps it's only fitting.]
I try to tease him myself, of course, but I imagine the effect will be greater when coming from a peer. He thinks of me as above you all, for some strange reason.
[says the literal god]
By the way, you're welcome to write stories about me, if you wish. So many others have.
[If they're embarrassed by any of this, there's no tell in their expression. If anything it's not the fact they're handing a dildo to a teenager, that's whatever, it's that her reaction makes them feel... old. The same way Billy makes them feel old. They had not felt old in some time before arriving here. Nostalgic, sure, but it's a very different feeling.
Akechi makes them feel like a mother hen, so perhaps it's only fitting.]
I try to tease him myself, of course, but I imagine the effect will be greater when coming from a peer. He thinks of me as above you all, for some strange reason.
[says the literal god]
By the way, you're welcome to write stories about me, if you wish. So many others have.
I learned four jokes today
but I only liked one of them
do you want to hear them?
but I only liked one of them
do you want to hear them?
your taste is becoming more discerning then!
go ahead, little jester
go ahead, little jester
number 1:
What do you call a magician who's lost all his magic?
Ian.
This one is bad because that's not how you say the words. vash said it needs wiggling rooms, which sounds gross, and is also stupid.
What do you call a magician who's lost all his magic?
Ian.
This one is bad because that's not how you say the words. vash said it needs wiggling rooms, which sounds gross, and is also stupid.
Edited 2025-04-06 03:42 (UTC)
number 2:
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet.
I don't know y.
I don't like this one either because I'm still learning things and I don't like to feel stupid
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet.
I don't know y.
I don't like this one either because I'm still learning things and I don't like to feel stupid
fair enough
i suppose in general then you won't like wordplay
i suppose in general then you won't like wordplay
number 3:
did you know a nose can't be 12 inches long?
you know why?
because then it would be a foot.
I don't like this one because I don't like math
maybe the person telling the jokes is just bad at jokes
did you know a nose can't be 12 inches long?
you know why?
because then it would be a foot.
I don't like this one because I don't like math
maybe the person telling the jokes is just bad at jokes
these kinds of jokes are intentionally bad. very simple puns, the sort you tell young children. there are those who then find it funny that they're not funny.
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