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[savingthrows]

I learned four jokes today
but I only liked one of them
do you want to hear them?

[meforsaken]

your taste is becoming more discerning then!
go ahead, little jester

[savingthrows]

number 1:
What do you call a magician who's lost all his magic?
Ian.

This one is bad because that's not how you say the words. vash said it needs wiggling rooms, which sounds gross, and is also stupid.

[meforsaken]

it works better as a written joke, i agree

[savingthrows]

number 2:
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet.
I don't know y.

I don't like this one either because I'm still learning things and I don't like to feel stupid

[meforsaken]

fair enough
i suppose in general then you won't like wordplay

[savingthrows]

number 3:
did you know a nose can't be 12 inches long?
you know why?
because then it would be a foot.

I don't like this one because I don't like math
maybe the person telling the jokes is just bad at jokes

[meforsaken]

these kinds of jokes are intentionally bad. very simple puns, the sort you tell young children. there are those who then find it funny that they're not funny.

[savingthrows]

that doesn't make any sense

here's the last one:
Which one's faster, hot or cold?
Hot, because you can catch a cold.

this one is very funny, I like it a lot, and I will tell it to everyone I know.

[meforsaken]

i know a similar one, though i'll have to adjust it for this realm's circumstances

is your leaf running?

(running can mean working, ie is your leaf working)